Thanks for taking your time to view my profile, please DO NOT JUST SCHEME THROUGH IT. I am just a guy who just wants to have fun and not fussy about a lot of things. I am African by descent. I am not looking for a lot in people whom I would meet apart from that we click, there are genuine and are up for a laugh. I am not looking for beauty queens as I am not gifted on the looks department such that if being ugly was painful I would be stuck in an intensive care unit. I am not looking for pornstars either, I am just after the 'plain Jane type' even worse if you are a tippin' tha scale type (a big beautiful woman) or a MILF (I am a typical mother f*$%er) I could swim with the sharks just to be with you. Like any guy I'm looking for a bit of a laugh, naughty fun and a 'cheers' in an ice cold Heineken beer, nothing more. At times, I may feel shy, it maybe due to surroundings or a slight difference of cultures therefore a bit of coaxing may do the trick, 'ha ha!' (per Nelson in the Simpsons). I have a weakness for PVC and would like to try a bit of some light bondage and won't rule out WS until I try them, saw them in Perverse Zofen a German porn movie, they seem not to be bad, no scat jobs they are not my sugar and spice. I love porn, the naughtier the better, I love swingers parties so invites are welcome, sex the perverse the better i.e. in a good way. My dreams include appearing in an armature adult, go out outdoor fun, cuckold sex, having a 3 or more with MILFs and meeting a squiter (damn! this guy wants a lot on his plate). I also need a helping hand in improving my profile by adding more photos, maybe a vid or two, lens people are very welcome. Tell you something ladies, I fell in love with the sweetness of the clit, titties (yum-yum) and the booty (my God) as soon as my mummy fired me from her tummy, so BE WARNED.
Please guys, tell the truth and does not take a lifetime to write a line or two excusing yourself if you are either busy or having second thoughts. To those willing to genuinely play lets play and those whom I have offended, good because I don't give a flying fuck, you can suck a dick till you hiccup, just assume the position get back down on your knees, bitch. Anyway forget about the truth business, I am willing to travel but a reasonable distance, share hotel expenses and can even accommodate when need be.
I have to be frank with all of you good people, time-wasters, picture collectors and those who want to see the size of my HAMSTER just fuck off (I am hung like a hamster you won't even see it on the picture even if you arm yourself with a high-powered microscope) just have an imaginative jerk-off. I do not expect you to 'drop them panties over there' on the first meet as many people have principles they standby, I also have mine, I DO NOT DO BAREBACK, I don't promise to shag away the whole night even though I have a high sex drive and a long stayer. I do not promise anyone a four foot dick but a HAMSTER that simply hit the right spots and satisfies. Cleaniliness is next to Godliness thereefore expected and assured as well as discretion. I am in a position to do one off meets or long term friendshipsrelationships, but this mostly depends on YOU are comfortable with. I always prefer a condom friendly environment. NO CONDOM NO PLAY, 'simplees!' (per Mr Alexander Meerkat). If that is not what you feel comfortable with then move on, I ain't in a position to play a game with my dick or health they are paramount to me. Those who have unsolved personal issues, mental and sexual frustations or having personality disorders by all means do not contact me, I DO NOT WANT PROBLEMS I HAVE A PLATEFUL ALREADY. If you want me on the internet 24-7 chatting to you then you send me abuse for not being there when you want, sorry I cant afford that I have other fishes to fry therefore have a Coke and a smile and just have a wonderful JERK OFF. If you are one of the above-mentioned and up to wasting my time I'll blacklist, name and shame you. And finding you using any of my photos without prior written consent you will be sued for breaching copyright law. Thank you for your valueable time, hope you read carefully, I hope we comprehend each other, we are on the same wavelength and our interpretation of English words is similar .
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Location | UK, England: Nottinghamshire, Nottingham | |
| π Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| π Ethnicity | Black / African | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Smooth | |
| Friends | chloecdx, badforblack, markymark42, alexalso2, Seniorhedonists | |
