Sometime ago I worked out a formula for categorising peni lengths (peni = plural of penis?)
I thought of it so I called it the Donatello Gauge Method and here is the story:
According to research from the Kinsey Institute the longest penis in the world was 13.5' long and discovered by Dr Robert Dickinson in the early 1900’s. There have been many claiming to beat this but all have proved to be false.
Now consider if you will the average length is 6.2' giving us a difference of 7.3'.
As ground zero we can state that anything below 6.2' is below par and 6.2' is the start size. If we take the standard groups of peni as Well Endowed (WE), VWE (Very Well Endowed) and VVWE (Very Very Well Endowed) we can calculate the groups thus:
4 groups of average, WE, VWE and VVWE ranging from 6.2 to 13.5 therefore 7.3 / 4 = 1.825'.
The average range is therefore 6.2 + 1.825 = 8.025 so 6.2' to 8.025'
WE therefore is 8.205 + 1.825 = 9.85 so 8.025' to 9.85'
VWE therefore is 9.85 + 1.825 = 11.675 so 9.85' to 11.675'
and finally VVWE is 11.675 + 1.825 = 13.5 so 11.675' to 13.5'
The VVVWE category is for people who confuse centimetres with inches.
Now we also have the urban myth of men of Black origin having considerably larger members then their white counterparts. The Kinsey Institute studied large groups of both races and concluded that the white average was 6.2' and the black average was 6.3' giving a negligable difference of 0.1'.
The myth is believed to originate from the fact that when flacid a black penis is longer than a white one but upon attaining a state of erectness the difference is minimal.
So, next time someone comes in claiming that they have a 13' penis consider that the male population of the world is 3.2 Billion and that only one penis has ever been verified as acheiving that size. 3,200,000,000 to 1 are the odds.
Please amend profiles accordingly.
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9:37 am Monday, 2nd July, 2007
At last: someone who has attempted to blow away the cobwebs surrounding the myth that black gents are better endowed than caucasians. I've no doubt that some of them are, but so many women on this site seem to have a constant fixation with the 'Mandingo complex' that it's all becoming a bit of a bore, and perhaps they are really deluding themselves. (Unless of course they are fascinated by other attributes: a natural sense of rhythm, perhaps....:-) I feel quite sorry for most black blokes because they now have this huge responsibility to live up to as being massively endowed studs. Again, I'm sure some of them are, but there does seem to be so much stereotyping going on here. So much so that I'm thinking of buying a tin of boot polish with which to buff up my member, and then maybe my luck will improve :-)BR |
try walking a mile in your enemies shoes....at the end of the day you have new shoes and a head start on him
