A girl phones her mother,"Mum I'm getting a divorce" "A divorce why" asks the shocked mother " mum all he wants is anal sex I used to have a lovely little arsehole thesize of a 5p piece now its the size of a 50p piece" the mother replies "sweetie you have a lovely Porsche,a platinum credit card, a villa in Barcelona,kids in private school and 6 holidays a year,do you really want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?"
