Teacher ''tom why is ur cat at school with u today ?'' Tom (crying ) '' i heard the milk man tell my mum when ya kid goes 2 school im guna eat ur pussy !''
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A girl phones her mother,"Mum I'm getting a divorce" "A divorce why" asks the shocked mother " mum all he wants is anal sex I used to have a lovely little arsehole thesize of a 5p piece now its the..
