Following on from the mention of the Dwarfs in a concurrent blog here, I started thinking about the dwarfs and which attracted me.
Stick around here long enough, and you will meet all of the 7 Dwarfs...Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Bashful, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy. Then there's Prince Charming, but I don't think he counts.
With eight men to choose from, Snow White managed to pick the one with no personality.
In all my chatting here since joining, I think I've managed to chat with each Dwarf (in triplicate, as they bring their brothers, cousins, and extended family along as well).
Which is my favorite? I have to go for Bashful. Kind, shy and sweet, I get to watch him blush as I delve deeper into who he really is. And I know that when he does finally take the step and ask to meet, he will have made a real effort for me.
In all actuality, though, I have to say that the lesser known 8th Dwarf, Sleezy, and compatriots have formed a gang here and run rampant on the site. Have you ever met him? I am guessing the answer is yes.
Sleezy one day pm'd me in the chatroom and asked (first line of the pm, no less) if I would watch while he wanked over a bowl of strawberries and then ate it for me. His identical twin told me, after exactly three minutes of chat, that we were going to meet and have anal sex but I had to have an enema first. Their 2nd cousin once removed told me....well, we'll skip that one, as I'm sure you've talked to him too.
While Sleezy and company certainly make me laugh, it's not exactly in a way that gets me going and wanting more.
Who's your favorite dwarf?
8:14 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014
The Seven Dwarfs don't do it for me. |
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8:42 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014
Awwww.....shucks (giggle....) :-) (Looks down at shoes), Ms EG. I'm not sure I should indulge in osculation :-) I'm such a shy retiring little dwarf, but I'm permanently attached to a twitching, lecherous, larger siamese twin. What should I do??? |
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8:56 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014
Shy and retiring ... cough cough splutter ;-) |
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9:41 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014
Did yous hear about the Seven dwarfs "hot tub party" |
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1:13 pm Sunday, 13th April, 2014
I once got into trouble when writing a review of a production of " Yeomen of thee Guard ".The first male chorus entry is a very macho number " Tower warders,under orders, valiant pike men.valiant sworders .Brave in bearing, foemen scaring " |
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1:53 pm Sunday, 13th April, 2014
Fetch, "Yeoman of the Guard" |
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7:45 pm Sunday, 13th April, 2014
Guy....I'm not sure which you resemble most. I'll have to think about this and consult with my crew here to form an unbiased opinion on the matter. |
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6:28 am Monday, 14th April, 2014
Gingered. It is heart warming to read of your appreciation of this fine piece which,although performed in English, verges on Grand Opera at times.I have performed it on numerous occasions and yes.....was typecast as the Court Jester who doesn't get the girl in the end ! |
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7:26 am Monday, 14th April, 2014
Fetch, this light-hearted loon just has fast internet access :-) but I must admit to being 'sad' enough to be fascinated by quirks of the English language and how it evolves. I need a new hobby to stop me thinking about matters such as Dwarves v Dwarfs or the acceptance of words like 'selfie' and 'phablet'. I shall now be busy thinking about your fantasy for the rest of the day. x |
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12:27 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014
Excellent Gingered and please remember...... I'm anxious for to shine in the high aesthetic line, as a man of culture rare ! and if you go in,you're sure to win ! So stick close to your desk and Never go to sea and you will be a dainty little fairy x |
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1:52 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014
Guy....I think you are a cross between Doc and Happy. Can I call you Dappy? |