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How did Snow White manage?

7:40 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014

Following on from the mention of the Dwarfs in a concurrent blog here, I started thinking about the dwarfs and which attracted me.

Stick around here long enough, and you will meet all of the 7 Dwarfs...Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Bashful, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy. Then there's Prince Charming, but I don't think he counts.

With eight men to choose from, Snow White managed to pick the one with no personality.

In all my chatting here since joining, I think I've managed to chat with each Dwarf (in triplicate, as they bring their brothers, cousins, and extended family along as well).

Which is my favorite? I have to go for Bashful. Kind, shy and sweet, I get to watch him blush as I delve deeper into who he really is. And I know that when he does finally take the step and ask to meet, he will have made a real effort for me.

In all actuality, though, I have to say that the lesser known 8th Dwarf, Sleezy, and compatriots have formed a gang here and run rampant on the site. Have you ever met him? I am guessing the answer is yes.

Sleezy one day pm'd me in the chatroom and asked (first line of the pm, no less) if I would watch while he wanked over a bowl of strawberries and then ate it for me. His identical twin told me, after exactly three minutes of chat, that we were going to meet and have anal sex but I had to have an enema first. Their 2nd cousin once removed told me....well, we'll skip that one, as I'm sure you've talked to him too.

While Sleezy and company certainly make me laugh, it's not exactly in a way that gets me going and wanting more.

Who's your favorite dwarf?



Comments
8:14 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014

The Seven Dwarfs don't do it for me.
I'm such an evil witch at times so I think I'll take the axe-wielding huntsman.

8:42 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014

Awwww.....shucks (giggle....) :-) (Looks down at shoes), Ms EG. I'm not sure I should indulge in osculation :-) I'm such a shy retiring little dwarf, but I'm permanently attached to a twitching, lecherous, larger siamese twin. What should I do???

8:56 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014

Shy and retiring ... cough cough splutter ;-)



Guy, I've yet to meet a huntsman who wasn't skilled with his chopper.

9:41 am Sunday, 13th April, 2014

Did yous hear about the Seven dwarfs "hot tub party"

Everyone was feeling Bashful, so he got out.

So now we know why Skebbie has an aversion to hot tub chat lol

1:13 pm Sunday, 13th April, 2014

I once got into trouble when writing a review of a production of " Yeomen of thee Guard ".The first male chorus entry is a very macho number " Tower warders,under orders, valiant pike men.valiant sworders .Brave in bearing, foemen scaring "
I swear not one of the Beefeaters was over five and half feet,hence the the line in my critique.....Enter the 7 Dwarves. The company in question was not amused.

1:53 pm Sunday, 13th April, 2014

Fetch, "Yeoman of the Guard"
I agree, 16th century England more in common with Middle Earth than Disney. I'm sure Tolkien would have appreciated your choice of Dwarves instead of Dwarfs.



7:45 pm Sunday, 13th April, 2014

Guy....I'm not sure which you resemble most. I'll have to think about this and consult with my crew here to form an unbiased opinion on the matter.

6:28 am Monday, 14th April, 2014

Gingered. It is heart warming to read of your appreciation of this fine piece which,although performed in English, verges on Grand Opera at times.I have performed it on numerous occasions and yes.....was typecast as the Court Jester who doesn't get the girl in the end !
Luv2Suc.It comes as no surprise to me that,given your high standard of English, you know that the plural of "dwarf " is " dwarves".A fantasy has now been induced of you naked, save for one of your exotic masks,reciting passages from " The Uses of Literacy ". It takes all sorts you know and to quote from Yeomen, " A private buffoon is a light-hearted loon,if you listen to popular reason "

7:26 am Monday, 14th April, 2014

Fetch, this light-hearted loon just has fast internet access :-) but I must admit to being 'sad' enough to be fascinated by quirks of the English language and how it evolves. I need a new hobby to stop me thinking about matters such as Dwarves v Dwarfs or the acceptance of words like 'selfie' and 'phablet'. I shall now be busy thinking about your fantasy for the rest of the day. x

12:27 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

Excellent Gingered and please remember...... I'm anxious for to shine in the high aesthetic line, as a man of culture rare ! and if you go in,you're sure to win ! So stick close to your desk and Never go to sea and you will be a dainty little fairy x

1:52 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

Guy....I think you are a cross between Doc and Happy. Can I call you Dappy?

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