Having successfully glazed my navel the previous night, Tuesday's belly revealed the flaky texture of a devil's golf course to me as I rose seeking my usual breakfast of Paracetamol. I skipped the..
I want to begin by commenting on my own vanity and profanity as both are in apposition to what I hope to write. I posted on here about two hours ago and so far I have received one like, four..
So, vanity and profanity. Well, I met this girl..............
It's vanity that wants me to tell you all how I pulled this absolute corker, just before Christmas. It was a party, I was on form and..
