If you like pina coladas and getting songs stuck in your brain
****i fi geek and avid reader with an eclectic taste in music. I'm looking for casual fun at first. I am in reasonable shape with lot's of stamina ;)
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Yorkshire, Bradford | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Pansexual | |
| 🚻 Gender Expression | Masculine | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| ⭐ Star Sign | Scorpio | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed | |
| 💍 Piercings | Never! | |
David
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9:33 pm Thursday, 18th July, 2019
Anal Sex The only time a man will try to convince you his cock isn't that big lol |
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David
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12:56 pm Monday, 17th June, 2019
blast from the past the mix tape is dead, but I have discovered that I can burn i tunes playlist to disc xx |
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David
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9:32 am Saturday, 8th June, 2019
thought for the day Being an adult is like being in a Tarantino film. It starts out cool, there's lots of swearing and everyone dies lol |
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David
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10:29 pm Thursday, 6th June, 2019
top tip if you put a glow in the dark condom on and make light sabre noises before sex. You get to masturbate instead |
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David
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8:46 am Monday, 20th January, 2020
sorry not sorry Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light that has been stuck in my head all night . Now it will be stuck in yours lol. You're welcome xx |
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David
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9:59 am Monday, 7th February, 2022
weird ok so was arranging to meet someone they agreed and now out of nowhere they've blocked me. What a time waster |
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David
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11:04 pm Friday, 31st December, 2021
Happy new years My resolution is There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. What's yours xx |
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David
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6:19 pm Saturday, 29th October, 2022
Happy Birthday So it's me Birthday tomorrow. I'm just trying to think of things to do lol xx |
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David
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8:20 am Tuesday, 19th July, 2022
jk fair play to anyone having sex in this heat, but I bet is smells like turkey ham after lol |
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David
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9:12 am Saturday, 25th June, 2022
how sad No one ever asks what your fave dinosaur is, it's like they don't care any more xx |
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David
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8:05 am Sunday, 19th June, 2022
riddle How many zombies could Rob Zombie rob, if Rob Zombie could rob zombies? |
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David
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10:21 am Saturday, 2nd July, 2022
thoughts So I'm watching stranger things. Is it just me or is the placebo version of running up that hill better than the original? |
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David
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8:33 am Sunday, 1st November, 2020
typical blocked again for just saying hello. What's so wrong about that? |
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David
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8:47 am Sunday, 15th November, 2020
lets have a laugh how many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 256, one to hold the bulb the other 255 to drink till the room starts spinning how many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 he holds the bulb and expects the world to revolve around him |
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David
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7:54 am Saturday, 14th November, 2020
oh well got blocked last week, because she thought I'd stood her up. I spent at least half an hour waiting for her at the place we agreed . Oh well her loss xx |
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David
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7:35 pm Thursday, 10th June, 2021
safe Well I'm fully vaccinated now xx |
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David
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5:42 pm Monday, 4th October, 2021
maybe apt for here I have the song fever for the flava by the hot action cop stuck in my head lol |
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David
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11:06 am Sunday, 29th August, 2021
nightwish I'm in love with your lust burning angel wings to dust xx |
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David
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8:26 am Friday, 29th October, 2021
time waster Don't bother with Chelsea. she's a time waster that arranges meets then blocks you |
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David
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8:03 pm Tuesday, 30th May, 2023
calender Tomorrow is national orgasm day. Who's coming? |
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David
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2:21 pm Sunday, 1st January, 2023
Happy new year I hope all your new years went with a bang xx |
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David
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6:50 pm Monday, 26th December, 2022
Xmas So I got manscaped pube trimmers for Xmas. What naughty things did you lot get? xx |
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David
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3:56 pm Thursday, 17th August, 2023
I have a question Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart? |
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David
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9:17 am Monday, 10th June, 2024
am I that naive? who else thought that when they said " this little piggy went to market" that the little piggy just went shopping? |
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David
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9:27 am Saturday, 6th April, 2024
🤡 great with all the weather talk I now have who'll stop the rain by CCR stuck in my head lol xx |
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David
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3:34 pm Monday, 17th June, 2024
weird so a Lady I've been chatting to, and has cancelled numerous meets with me, sent me a message calling me a time waster, and then blocked me whilst I was at work last night, I find this weird as I'd say she was the time waster , and fantasist |
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David
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6:12 am Thursday, 4th April, 2024
statistics I've just read that guys over 30 will stop eating pussy. I guess I'm an anomaly. It's just with my size, I find it's better to prepare a lady xx |
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David
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5:17 pm Monday, 8th April, 2024
wow really If you're gonna use someone elses pic, make sure they aren't twitter famous lol |
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David
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10:29 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
top tip If you're feeling lonely, just dim the lights of your house and put on a horror film. Soon you won't feel like you're alone😀 |
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David
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9:13 am Sunday, 27th May, 2018
top tip If you're shy or nervous try having sex while a live album is playing. That way every 5 mins you get an encouraging round of applause |
| 9:54 am Monday, 14th October, 2024
LOOKING GOOD |
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| 9:53 am Monday, 14th October, 2024
awsome |
