only genuine people need apply brBefore we start just have to say over 50s and no dp equals no response unless something you do really catches my eye. . . . . . . brim just a small town guy looking for his small town gal br'Hi I'm a hot, horny, fella looking for a sexy fit hot hottie to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned. . . any time, any place, any where. . . as the saying goes. brMy body's a temple and I'm looking for somebody to worship at it. I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action with a hot lady is how I like to spend my spare time. brI love having sex outdoors, with the risk of getting caught just adding to the excitement. If you fancy a rumble and a tumble then get in touch and let's hook up for some hot, horny, passionate fun. ' brI'm looking for someone to fulfil my wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too. Drop me a line and let's arrange to get at it soon. ' brim quite a good un in the bed department so message me I promise I wont bite hard. . . . . . well. . . . . . not unless you want me to lol ;) brwanna know more just ask brI ams what I ams and that's all that I ams, what you see is what you get. I hope people can appreciate that if not tough brcan be shy until I get to know you then ill cum out my shell so if interested ladies mgs me brmy star sign is scorpion so if any ladies star signs say they match me dont hesitate to contact me. hobbies included camping cos i have most my own stuff and if interested we could do it on an airbed in a sleeping bag in my tent brOMG im so bloody horny right now no thanks to the govs bloody lockdown im like a caged animal climbing the walls of my home anyone fancy relieving me dm me or drop me your e_ail bra word of warning to all the peeps here the sup team are a bunch of hypocites and dont know wat theyre doing as theyll rewrite personal stuff you put here like your diary entries etc. . . brso where are all the northern hotties around the lake district area, ladies if you think youre it dm me asap brfor all those people who make it their personal mission to discredit all the genuine members here i dont envy you i just PITY you, it just shows how pathetic and weak you are brb38 we use to be friends shame were not now :'( brim looking for a local lass who will treat me the way theyd like to be treated brref to adult autism scale-what a piss take the mods are when you can't be honest with ppl here brso ppl dont waste their time ill say this once and once only no dp no reply
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 43 | |
| Location | UK, England: Cumbria, Ulverston | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π Relationship status | Single | |
| β Star Sign | Scorpio | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π½οΈ Diet | Itβs complicated | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π€Έ Exercise | I go through phases | |
| π Meet At | Somewhere Else | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| ποΈ Eye colour | Blue | |
| π± Hair Colour | Blonde | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
| π¨ Tattoos | No, but I want some | |
| π Piercings | Never! | |
Alex
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3:28 pm Monday, 22nd February, 2021
im not moaning im just wondering where all the fit sexy local northern lasses to me are as all the good ones seem to be down southπ€§πππ€§ |
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Alex
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1:54 pm Monday, 22nd February, 2021
for all those who make it their mission just to block profiles i dont envy you i just pity you it shows how weak, shallow and pathetic you are π€‘π€‘π€‘π€π€π€ |
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Alex
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1:14 am Thursday, 25th February, 2021
i should be a mod i do a far better job than they do and i dont even get paid |
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Alex
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12:04 pm Wednesday, 24th February, 2021
sad to all those who have viewed and blocked me i dont envy you i pity you as youll never see the real me and it shows how sad you are. you all know who you are π€‘π€π€π€‘ |
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Alex
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9:01 pm Tuesday, 2nd March, 2021
if you see this b38, we used to be friends its a shame were not now but id really like to be again, anyway the balls in your court ill respect what you decide all i ask is you let me know y |
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Alex
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3:35 pm Monday, 1st March, 2021
any local lasses out there as bored and sexually frustrated as me let me please know and maybe we can sort something out |
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Alex
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11:15 am Friday, 26th February, 2021
call function just wondering has anyone had any success with the new video call function here????? pmslol answers on a postcard |
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Alex
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12:14 am Friday, 19th February, 2021
question which is better kick or sn4pch4t dm me with your answers |
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Alex
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8:00 pm Sunday, 21st February, 2021
to all those of you who come on here just to block profiles id dont envy you i PITY you it shows how weak and pathetic some people are on here |
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Alex
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6:51 pm Sunday, 21st February, 2021
man its been quiet all week, thought lockdown maybe wouldve tempted more sexy lasses on here obviously i was wrong |
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Alex
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11:15 pm Saturday, 20th February, 2021
does anyone actually read these damn things, dm me any opinions people may have btw where are all the sexy lasses in or around ulverston gone???? answers on a postcard |
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Alex
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8:27 pm Saturday, 20th February, 2021
pathetic whats the point in having a profile if all thats gonna happen is it gets blocked, how pathetic is that??? dont we all have the right to defend ourselves????? |
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Alex
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11:36 am Monday, 15th February, 2021
mods job update again i find myself doing the mods job as ive just found 3 identical profiles which theyve missed surprise surprise and they claim they dont miss a thing come on mods get your act together this is embarrassing that i can do your job better than you |
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Alex
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9:48 pm Sunday, 14th February, 2021
mods job i really feel im doing the mods job here as im sure every member will agree the site is not for promoting other business' yet ive had to report one, so come on mods get your act together |
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Alex
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5:42 pm Wednesday, 17th February, 2021
gutless blocking so ladies if youre got the guts to block someone at least have the tits to let the blockee reply surely they have the right to defend themselves for whatever wrong theyve done???? |
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Alex
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8:35 pm Tuesday, 2nd February, 2021
sexually frustrated thanks to bloody lockdown im sooo sexually frustrated any localish lasses out there up for a challenge dm me asap as im like a caged animal climbing my home walls |
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Alex
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1:34 pm Tuesday, 2nd February, 2021
empty profiles...... ... So you women on here today why not fill in your profiles and bios?... Us fellas do read them and blanks ones are so uninteresting... So go ahead get writing.... I gauruntee you'll get more views β€οΈ especially from me πβ€οΈ |
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Alex
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10:41 am Thursday, 4th February, 2021
quiet today its awfully quiet here today |
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Alex
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11:16 am Thursday, 4th February, 2021
boredom has finally hit in bored horny good looking fella here looking for like minded lass or girls friends who would be up for mf or mff???? any takes dm me or drop me your hangouts a_dy |
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Alex
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5:58 pm Thursday, 4th February, 2021
pussy stretched any sexy lasses out there want their pussy stretching after lockdown dm me or hit me up here and lets get it on ππππΉπΉπππ |
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Alex
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10:36 pm Thursday, 4th February, 2021
"calls" Who knows what this 'calls' option all about. Thought there would be an explanation on the home page. |
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Alex
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11:02 pm Wednesday, 3rd February, 2021
whats the point in writing profiles when all that happens is they get blocked and you cant defend yourself. its so pathetic and sad |
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Alex
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8:00 pm Wednesday, 3rd February, 2021
no face picture you know ladies, you always moan about us fellas not putting a face pic up or using a picture of our crown jewels for our profile picture, well the same applies to you, us fellas dont like seeing pics of you with other fellas/exs shagging you or no face pics its very ego destroying :'( |
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Alex
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2:48 pm Friday, 5th February, 2021
quiet today so......its been awfully quiet here today maybe the night will be better |
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Alex
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11:29 am Friday, 5th February, 2021
is anyone else climbing the wall like me due to this bloody lockdown dm me asap or drop me your hangouts so we can chat there ;) |
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Alex
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11:36 am Friday, 5th February, 2021
call function anyone know how this new call function theyve added is suppose to work???? |
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Alex
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8:40 pm Saturday, 6th February, 2021
how many of you???? Ok so how many if u ladies have/would break lockdown rules to have sex? |
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Alex
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5:41 pm Saturday, 6th February, 2021
call function does anyone know how the call function we now all have is spose to work????? |
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Alex
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3:28 pm Saturday, 6th February, 2021
just wondering which would be worth it more k i k or sn ap chat ladies if you have any views on this dm or hit me up here |
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Alex
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8:09 pm Sunday, 7th February, 2021
does anyone know how this video call function weve all got now is spose to work, if so dm me advive would be appreciated |
| 3:13 pm Wednesday, 14th August, 2024
nice to meet you handsome ππ |
