IF YOU FOLLOW THIS RECIPE CAREFULLY YOU WILL DISCOVER ME
This dish is not for the faint hearted
Take large amounts (in equal measure) of fun and love.
Throw in some humour, intelligence and loyalty
Toss in some spice, naughtiness and passion (can be adjusted to taste)
Stir in a smattering of stubbornness and sarcasm (not too much)
Drizzle over some sauce
Sprinkle in some magic and sparkle
Blend carefully, do not stir too vigorously as contents could erupt
For best results wrap ingredients tightly in a warm place - a firm hand, now and then may be required
Can be eaten hot or cold - as a summer delight or a winter warmer
Is best accompanied by any alcohol what- so- ever
No side dishes are required (or recommended) as this dish is more than you can handle
A dessert will not be necessary as this dish has an undercurrent of sweetness
As with most spicy foods this dish improves with age.
WARNING could cause headaches, indigestion and major heart burn if mishandled
May contain traces of nut .
Bon Appetite
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 63 | |
| Location | UK, England: Cumbria, Carlisle | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
