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Swinger uglyfatbird (Female) from UK, Chippenham

I'm size 12,but a bit fatter round the middle than I'd like to be. I do have 36d tits,but lets not kid ourselves, I'm 46 so without an armour-plated bra they disappear into my arm pits short brown hair, grey eyes. I am a total tomboy and have the dress sense of a sartorially challenged bag lady but with the right guidance I might scrub up ok and so I am looking forward to meeting someone who will bring out my deeply hidden slutty side.

I am new to this and rather nervous but for the right person or people I want to make my fantasies turn into reality.

Oh and sorry but I am really not into younger men so please don't contact me if you are younger than me. Thanks

And whilst we are on the subject of being excruciatingly honest I really am the most ghastly snob. I am ex-public school and frightfully county set so will probably only be suitable for someone similar. Paradoxically though I smoke like a chimney so again if that's not your thing please don't waste your time getting in touch.

I really really don't like telephones. In fact I don't even know if I have one as I haven't seen it more so long. I am also rubbish at computers so don't be surprised if yours stops working if you contact me.

So if I haven't put you off and you aren't going to just have a go at me then do feel free to get in touch

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uglyfatbird Personal Details
Gender Female
Age 60
Location UK, England: Wiltshire, Chippenham
🌈 Sexuality Bicurious
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke Yes
🍷 Drink Sometimes
πŸ’Š Drugs No
🏠 Meet At Your place
πŸ“ Height 5ft 8in (173 cm)
βŒ› Body Type A few extra pounds
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Dark Brown
🦡 Body hair Shaved
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