jumping straight into a kind of story where i woke up in a park, well i didn't wake up so much as realize my phone was ringing, it was my friends wondering where i was and i was like thank god for you guys for bringing me back to the present - it turns out the park was the one next to my house so i got home alright. Anyway someone had crushed up all these caffeine pills which made my left eye feel like it would very likely pop out. it did not but soon after kevin rud from the front page of the newspaper in front of me told me i had to drink water. right now. i did and that is why kevin is a friend to all. Thank you kevin.
stories are pretty fun
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 50 | |
| Location | Australia, New South Wales, Sydney | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Sometimes | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
