Just be nice to meet a girl with nice body gr8 looks who likes to share lots fun times with me, I'm gr8 cook and very kind loving too, I am single looking for lots more too if I find right woman maybe a bi girl who'll help me fullfil my 3 some fantasy lol?
The Perfect Girl For Me?
She will be only too pleased to scratch my back when its Itchy, & squeeze the Blackheads out of my Ass after a hard days work lol.
But much more important then that, be able to with-stand my Continuous Excessive Snoring & Remain in the same Bedroom throughout the entire night glancing up at me thinking, gosh I really do Love this Bald Hairy Beast for a man?..
I want a Girl that I am simply Awestruck and Smitten by?
I would love to meet a Real Woman who is a true 100% Neandethal Female with Hairy Wispy Prickly Un-Shaven Legs and in Her most intimate Personal areas too lol,
All over infact, with Long Thick Hair hanging down from her Armpits Sweating n Smelling Especially after a good few months without Bathing?
She must come Equiped with Ankle Stockings & Elderly Ladies Panties that stretch well over her waist line, right up underneath her Drooping Southward Torpedo shaped Breasts lol?
And then, and only then will l I feel Compatable with my New female Soul M8 and real true love? L.M.A.O.
Then..as we lay in our filthy pit together breathing heavily after an amazing hour of gigantic sweaty torso mingling fat churning n rubbing frenzies,
I turn to you, this Obese Cave like woman with your size Thirteen Ogre like feet & Hands and then say with my eyes seriously locked together to yours, Darling I Love you, Lets settle down and get Married & join together our Sweat Ridden Putrid Greasey Bodies once again while I Proceed to Inject you with my Deadly Lethal Seeds of Lust to Create a Big Fat Bubba of our very own ummm?
My Eternal Dilemma..
I'm discovered to be the 1st man to have a baby growing inside of me..and then in complete astonishment I start having premenstrual periods & suffer with postnatal severe depression leaving my partner taking my child with me settling down in a 2 bedroom council flat, then proceeding to chase my ex-partner via the CSA for childs support & maintenance..
Lets meet ladies, maybe av some dinner, get to know each other av few drinks end the night on a high with sum amazing love makin ummm?
Then in the morning you bring me the full monty English brecky including black pudding, mushrooms, hash browns & brown sauce yummy scrummy lol then sum decent ground coffee columbian? Then we make BABIES, all over again L.M.A.O.
LADIEZ TAKE NOTE..Once Your Hairy Clam's Been Entered By Lots Of Worms Its Rotten...?
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 55 | |
| Location | UK, England: Hampshire, Southampton | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Wild | |
