'Hi, I wanna stick my sword into your sheath, my anaconda into your cave, my sausage into your bun and... you get the idea. I also promise that my dick is extremely huge because all my previous (imaginary?) girlfriends said so. I can pump you all night because everyone loves being fucked repetitively like a slab of mutton. I am also tall, dark and handsome. The only reason I am using this to get laid is because I am too busy with my work and I do not have time to get to know the opposite sex despite my overwhelming attractiveness. By the way, did I mention that I am also filthy rich, my toilet paper is a series of ten thousands notes. Not to forget, I am going to describe myself as a matured, cultured, intelligent gentleman. If I throw enough of those words around, u r goin to ignor dat i typ lik dis yayz. Should I also mention that I am a virgin? Why not because surely that will increase my chance of getting laid since women love using their bodies for charity.'
Now all that is out of the way, I'm looking for an average girl who isn't too experienced to fulfill both our sexual needs. Drop me a mail and we can take it from there.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 33 | |
| Location | Australia, Victoria, Melbourne | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | Asian | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
