So there I was, 'BUTT NAKED ON MY BIG WHEEL' as I am from time to time, thinking about my new situation. Separated in a town that I really don't know many people at all because my EX had her group of long time friends and that's who we only socialized with. I stopped drinking a few years back, so bars are out. I work with the EX and don't feel like trying to pursue anything there, wich is the natural place for me in the past, just like a bartender meets a lot of women so do I while working. --How was I going to meet women now? Thought I would never need to again. --So sitting there, all of a sudden,'INTERNET DATING' came to me. --So I got off the big wheel put my SPEEDO ON... Now when I sit down, you can't rightly see it... But when I stand up... Ho-De-Ho-Ho 'IT'S LIKE A SUMMER SAUSAGE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE!!!'
Now after GOOGLING 'the hottest sexy girl in my area looking for passionate Debauchery' I was directed to this site.
and here I go...
Seeking Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 53 | |
Location | USA, California, Modesto | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | No | |
💊 Drugs | Sometimes | |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
📏 Height | 6ft 3in (190 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | Average | |
👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
🦵 Body hair | Natural |