Argh, I am looking for a matey for a love relationship. I had worked as a independent fisherman for three years before becoming a model, which is my current profession. I enjoy crossdressing and smoking my pipe while crossdressing and, of course, downloading pictures of autopsies on my personal computer (while I am crossdressing). Like many individuals my age, I have a healthy interest in sea cucumbers, and I also have an extensive collection of them, which I spend at least fourteen hours per day gazing at longingly. One day I wish to become the first robotic pope of Canada.
Must be accepting of my pet parrot which roosts on my shoulder. We are inseperable. An ideal mate would be adventurous, possibly willing to consider becoming friendly with my sea cucumbers (wink wink). Ownership of assualt weapons a definite plus.
No, not really, im a young looking 25 year old thats got a good sense of humour. I work 95 in an office and quite frankly it bores me, im looking for someone to brighten up my day.
My Ideal Person??
Not looking for anything serious, and to be honest I think your lying if you say you are on here. Im just after some fun with the right person.
Im easy going, can travel, young, not fat, have all my own teeth, hair and limbs. I dont need an aid to walk and I have blue eyes. Oh and I will meet you if we arrange something, im not one to buckle under the pressure and not show up, something which seems to happen a lot on here after reading some profiles.
Oh, did I mention I have my own teeth, hair and limbs?
Oh and another thing, yes I do have a cock and yes its a good size but no I wont be posting up a photo of it. Get to know me and I might show you.
Good sense of humour is very important, otherwise JOG ON!
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 41 | |
| Location | UK, England: Lancashire, Preston | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
