I have only lived in Chester for just under 3 years having moved from Southport where I have lived for over twentyfive years. I have recently had a relationship with a lady for two years - this did not work out between us. I am now keen to move on and meet a new partnerlady friend for happy times & fun.
here are more General Interests:
computer gaming, cricket - too old to play well, lifes pleasures., music lots of different types, walk leading.
Favourite Activities:
over fifty but still frisky, read the last paragraph above.visiting places, short walks with someone special.
A JOKE
A beautiful young Liverpool woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to America tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to America, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to America. Plus he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Wallacy Ferry!"
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 70 | |
| Location | UK, England: Cheshire, Chester | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
