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Swinger smellywon (Male) from UK, Cardiff

[b][u]Welcome to the wonderful world of me![u][b] Firstly, many apologies for not putting up a pic, once I get to know you, on basis you find this drivel remotely interesting, Ill send you a proper pic, that does show my chiseled good looks!:) Secondly, i've decided to stop telling you lovely women what I'm looking for, normally what you want you tend not to get, especially on here!! So ladies if you want someone who has NO agenda, someone who is not going to send you pics of their bits and bobs, sexually frustrated wierdo's, liar, cheats and purely up for natterlaughjokes then get in touch - dont be shy!! :D

I do have a funny, additive, sarcastic, full of banta kinda personality!!! You may find it hard to keep up with me!! Yours Truly, (Banta King)

For those of you less fortunate souls who have not heard of banta, firstly;OH MY GOD!Secondly and more importantly I've prepared a little explanation: 'An informal, conversationdiscussion involving two or more people. Heard in most areas around Wales'An example: 'I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a 'proper' present.' See, the age of chivalry is not dead after all. Etc etc.... Its not a Welsh word or Punjabi (However i speak a bit of both :)
rant Rant Rant - Read all about it..... Seems like everyone on here likes to go to the gym or likes to keep fit.. what's that all about - yet most of them are still 'chunky' lol, no disrespect to the fatties.....good luck to you all!! Where are all the lazy (good looking, not-so-chunky) ladies? Holla where ever you maybe Thanks for reading and hope you've had a good time! Look forward to hearing from you!!!

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smellywon Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 41
Location UK, Wales: Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Cardiff
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Socially
💊 Drugs No
🏠 Meet At Your place