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Seeking new female friend for sharing many smiles

Swinger slysy2000 (Male) from UK, Kirkcaldy

I'm a separated bloke in search of a new friendship in which to develop some trust and share some intimate fun. The friendship and trust elements I already have with my friends, but they are not friendships in which I would want the "intimate fun" bit ;-) lol! I mean, it's important to see "black" as "black", blah blah blah...., and a fundamental part of the "intimate fun" bit is that my friendship is with woman - not a drinking buddy lol!!! Yes - being a run-of-the-mill heterosexual guy does present very distinct boundaries - but I'm quite happy with them lol ;-)!

So, in search of a friendship in which we can share some comfort, confidence and naughtiness with each other - you know, a friendship with support to comfortably explore things we've both only ever "thought" about before (behind a naughty smile or two lol) ;-). The "friendship" bit is important tho'! I reckon it's very, very important for each of us to know and respect each other - think it's the only way to establish the important "attraction", "comfort" and "confidence" bits ;-).

Oh yea, so I'm just another numpty that's found a way of saying "no strings attached fun" but have drowned it in so many words that the basic "no strings" part is just lost lol! I'm honestly not trying to communicate a "no strings" bit... I mean, I don't feel that I have said anything that would give the impression of me being a "Thunderbird's puppet" - so, I'm honestly quite capable of supporting myself in an uprite fashion without the use of strings - seriously, being completely honest!!! lol ;-). But, amusement aside, having separated from my marraige a number of years ago - I'm sure my lack of desire to enter into a relationship in which my whole world is shared can be appreciated :-). The "friendship" aspect is really important to me - so, okay then, yes, perhaps there is a string or two... lol!

Anyway - progressing on from these kinda "serious" ramblings... I'd be quite happy to provide any required anatomical measurements - but come on, surely that would detract from the potential opportunity of enjoying an adventure of discovery lol!!! Oh, and I'd either end-up having to lie, or I'd just be identifying yet another completely average bloke!! And, let's face it, if I were to lie - then that kinda puts a nail in it all from the start, and if I were to be completely truthfull - then that would put me in the "completely average bloke" section, and come on, that I aint lol!!! ;-)

Basics, I do possess a pound or two that I could most certainly do without. Now, come on, I'm trying to be completely truthfull here! If you are in search of a well-trimmed athlete or a gymnast, then that I am not! lol! But, I'm also not some hugely overweight ogre that has difficulty in achieving an uprite position without a grunt or two! I carry a couple of stone (and yes - just a couple) that I could live without. But, come on, give me credit here, I am very much focussed on developing opportunities for far more energetic activities in my routine... and that of my friend ;-) lol!

Okay, how about a naughty thought...

The idea of erotic activities in public places but in secret is something I'd love to share (thrill of getting caught, but without ever actually getting caught lol!). But that in no way excludes the desire for extensive intimate enjoyment in the house (more rooms and furniture only adds to the adventure!). But, being an absolute lover of oral (giving and receiving) amongst many other mutual intimate activities - I'd hope you're not in a constant rush lol!

Anyway... if nothing else, I hope my words have left a smile or two - but, doesn't stop me hoping that a smile or two is just a start of many more ;-)

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slysy2000 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 55
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, Scotland: Fife, Kirkcaldy
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
Build A few extra pounds
Hair Dark brown
Body hair Natural
Drink Socially
Smoke No
Drugs None
Cock/Breast size Medium
Travel Can accommodate, Will travel
Safe sex Sometimes
Friends MissElli, topcat216, DitsyDrawers