Me: Hey, what should I put in my profile?
Roommate: Write that you always practice safe sex. I know because you leave your Magnum condoms littered all over our shared bathroom.
Me: My seed is powerful. It raises the vibration of our toilet bowl. Or your toothbrush, when my aim is bad.
Roommate: I hope you don’t get laid, and I never have to clean that up again.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 39 | |
| Location | Canada, Yukon Territory, Whitehorse | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🍷 Drink | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
