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Swinger semajneerg (Male) from UK, Nailsea

Hello, my name is Jonathan and yes, I admit it, I pretty much just look at your pictures. Do you actually read these? =P

I came from a very small sperm. And, there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure that I was mostly the sperm part. Later on in my life an ex-girlfriend would say, “100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”

I grew up a poor white child in the west San Fernando Valley and I’ll never turn back…because I’m afraid I’ll turn to salt.

I’m a fun and honest guy and I have an awesome job in television. In person I’m pretty shy when it comes to women…so that’s why I’m hiding behind this computer. And, my skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight.

I’m pretty ambitious…I’m attending private pilot school and this coming summer I’m going to learn how to scuba dive so I can go get you a lobster dinner whenever you want.

Also, I am not a total fat ass. I try to exercise everyday for 30 minutes on my stationary bike. And, I usually eat fairly healthy.

Anyway, good luck to you, because I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.

Actually, I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time. =P

So, If you want my body and you think

Seeking Female


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semajneerg Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 36
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: Somerset, Nailsea
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 5ft 11in (180 cm)
Build Slim
Hair Dark brown
Body hair Trimmed
Drink Socially
Smoke Yes
Drugs None
Cock/Breast size Medium
Travel Can accommodate, Will travel
Safe sex Always