Ok, I admit it, I'm not from earth. I'm not even from this galaxy. I come from a larger, colder planet called Mebonkalot which is in a part of the universe yet to be discovered by humankind called kghrfiluygbelkiii in my language but in earth English it's pronounced rammitinquick3. We don't posess sexual organs like you humans. My kcidsgip(penis)is long, thin and coiled resembling a spring which rotates and vibrates as it uncoils, then recoils over and over during the act of gnienob(lovemaking). We also use other parts of our bodies during gnikcilegnim (foreplay), for example, my reppaltilc's (tongues-of which I have 3) which resembles something similar to that of an earth Labrador both in length and width and is used to hcnumaibal (stimulate) the female elohgavtewtoh (vagina). Anyway, that's me. At least I'm being honest and not lying about who I am like some on here are, hiding behind false pictures of porn stars etc. Happy sredduhsynnaf (ORGASMS) to all the genuine ladies who want to be FWB. BYE.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 61 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Merseyside, Saint Helens | |
