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Seeking Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 62 | |
Location | UK, England: Nottinghamshire, Nottingham | |
๐ Sexuality | Straight | |
๐ Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
๐ฌ Smoke | No | |
๐ Drugs | No | |
๐ก๏ธ Safe Sex | Always | |
๐ Meet At | Your place | |
๐ Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
โ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
๐ฑ Hair Colour | Blonde | |
๐ฆต Body hair | Natural |