JUST TO REPEAT MYSELF: IF YOU ARE A SINGLE MALE PLS DO NOT EMAIL ME (UNLESS YOU MEET THE EXCEPTIONS LISTED BELOW). I AM GETTING FED UP WITH EMAILS FROM SINGLE MEN WHO HAVE NOT READ THIS PROFILE PROPERLY. YOU WILL NOT GET A RESPONSE!!
AMENDMENT TO MY ORIGINAL AD:
*** Hi all. In the 48 hours since putting on my ad I’ve had 60+ responses! I can’t believe how many horny men there are out there. I was just looking for an occasional bit of fun… not to become a phone sex operator! I can’t cope with the sheer volume of replies: therefore CAN YOU NOT EMAIL ME. I will NOT respond to anymore msgs.
The EXCEPTIONS to this rule are: bi-females, couples or genuine VERIFIED members (I want to get my own ad genuine verified asap!). The latter does not mean ppl who merely say they are genuine, rather members who have been genuine verified by DD!
Just to repeat – I will NOT respond to any more single males.
If, however, I’m in the CHATROOM you can ALL still PM… but pls try to make it imaginative and dirty (I’m unshockable… well almost!). You won’t believe the amount of ppl whose idea of imaginative is ‘wanna have fone sex then?’ (LOL). Given the number of guys I can choose from this is hardly going to get me reaching for the receiver. Also – if you can’t spell properly, pls don’t bother (it just sends out the wrong signals to me!)
I’ve already had some really good phone sex with members on this site. Master2, gizmo92, frogman, Dubliner, Hayden69eruk, etc can all vouch for my phone sex skills! I’m sure they’d confirm this if you want to check.
Anyway, thanks to all of you who took the trouble to write and THANKS esp to the guys I phoned wanked with (great spunky fun I’m sure you’ll agree!). To everyone else, maybe we’ll speak in the chatroom sometime. ***
ORIGINAL AD:
I’m a horny 31-year-old who enjoys have phone sex with men, women and couples while my bf listens and joins in. Bi women are particularly welcome.
Just to confirm I am 100% genuine.
I’ve spoken on the phone to a couple of people on this site and so far they’ve all been incredibly disappointing.
What I want is someone who can really talk rude, who will get my little pussy wet whilst having a good wank on the other end of the line.
I enjoy talking about dirty sex, blowjobs, spunk, licking pussy, anal, hard porn, gang bangs, black cocks (though not exclusively), spanking, cute knickers etc and more….I’m also rather submissive and for the right person will be a sub slut on the phone.
(I’m submissive in real life too and my bf MAKES me do phone sex bcs it turns us both on. He will listen to all calls and be involved with the chat.)
If you’ve got a dirty imagination and are not inhibited talking on the phone then feel free to PM me.
Exceptional callers may end in a real meet (but this would only be after several calls and you would have to be relatively local).
Seeking Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 51 | |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Colchester | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bisexual | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | No | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 7in (170 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
