I'm a heavy drinking, beer-bellied, thirty something aged waster living in a damp cooncil hoose at the arse end of Dundee. I'm unemployed, disillusioned, dishonest and a trouble-maker who smells like an ashtray and leers at women with big tits. My only exercise is starting fights in the High Street at 3 o'clock in the morning and shagging women with big arses over the tree-stump behind my local pub. My teeth fell out during last night's performance and the rain was running like a burn between the cheeks o' ma arse so you can tell that this element of my exercise regime means a lot to me. I am, to use the common euphanism, "seeking" a gorgeous, young, sex addict who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded, double-jointed twin-sister both of whom would become infatuated with a stalward of the community such as I. I'd prefer (for bail purposes) for this young filly to be very rich.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 47 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Angus, Dundee | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Slim | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
