Naughty but nice :-P

Swinger pepsimaxmjs (Male) from UK, Daventry

So this is probably the zillionth bloke's profile that you've read. Boring boring boring stuff most of them..

So here's my effort to make you SMILE... :-)

I don't have two heads, or a picture of my privates for you to gloat over. I don't spend my time lurking in bushes or following girls down the street (something to do with having a life..) I'm not looking for some screwed up bird to blow my wad over, nor do I want to get in bed with 5 blokes and slobber over a woman's shoes.

When I last checked I registered as very sane on the 'in-sano-meter', and like most blokes I love fast cars, wicked gadets and the occasional drink! I've been around a bit, and know how to treat a lady in public and in private he..he..he.....

I don't have an unbelievable 3rd leg measurement, nor some dodgy photos from photoshop trying to make me look like King Dong (sorry if that's your scene!).

I do like a laugh, albeit with a dry sense of humour, and I do like slim women with healthy chests. Not so keen on smokers (since I quit years ago). I don't drink until I puke (stopped that in my 20s..with the odd indiscretion every now and again..).

You can be any regualr colour, but I don't like green or blue..slim athletic average seem to suit me well. You must like natural hair - 'cos I have some on me, but I didn't escape from the Planet of the Apes.

I'm not football mad, but do watch some games. I have a wedding ring (and need to be discrete), a mortgage plus the usual whole nine yards. I've got a pretty big brain, and great blue eyes. Most girls don't find me too hideous, so hopefully there's a chance that I might make it past the delete button for a few seconds longer.

I am a randy bugger, and have a lust for action. I'm not a film star, nor want to be an amateur production. I do go on a bit (and that's not just this text...), so you need some stamina to keep your end up, 'cos mine works for ages without much rest.

I am a bit of an orator (surely you can tell..) and love to ensure that you get lots as well. Time and consideration are my precious things, so come on you ladies, mail me and get some in!

Here's looking at you :-)

pepsimax

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pepsimaxmjs Personal Details

Gender	Male
Age	56
Location	UK, England: Northamptonshire, Daventry
🌈 Sexuality	Straight
🌎 Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke	No
🍷 Drink	Socially
💊 Drugs	No
🛡️ Safe Sex	Always
🏠 Meet At	Your place
📏 Height	6ft (183 cm)
⌛ Body Type	Average
👱 Hair Colour	Light Brown
🦵 Body hair	Natural