If you arrived at my profile because:
I am one of your matches: The newest and most advance relationship science has proven that we are meant to be together and we will live happily ever after without a shadow of a doubt. FACT
Any other reason or I messaged you: You are positively one of the luckiest women, read on.
Fond of the Belfast clubnight life scene, interested to see if any girls will break that typical belfast mould
Do not message me if you are a striper, bartender, waitress, aspiring actress, scorpio, student, or if you have any implants - it just never works....
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Still here? Good, now by comparison you may be asking yourself how were you lucky enough to discover this Cadillac of a man and where does he get the audacity to say such things. Read on.
For you discerning women, here is a short list of facts and ideas from the most amazing man you'll ever meet, ME:
1. I am the best thing to come to online dating since you discovered how to take pictures of yourself at an 'angle'
2. You say you like to cuddle? It's not enough to enjoy it--I compete. I was 2007-9 interstate cuddling champion.
3. This is kind of a big deal but I've been voted to have the 7th best hair, check the records.
4. You say Chivalry is dead? Well even though you women killed it--I'm bringing it back. None of that holding the door or giving you my umbrella nonsense. I'm talking real chivalry. You'll be a bonnet wearing, illiterate, no voting, chained to the stove with a heavy weight--actual woman.
5. While studying in Japan I developed an affinity for Japanese. If you speak it, I will give 3 points upgrade on your Hotness scale. You're a 6? Now you're a 9! Not a bad deal, if you ask me. (Will work out a similar scale for Russian speakers)
6. I like everything HOT: hot dogs, hot tubs, hot peppers, Hot Wheels, walking on hot coals, hot chocolate, hot springs, anything hot off the grill or press, salsa, chilis, wasabi, the weather, whatevah. Yeah, you know EXACTLY where I'm going with this.
7. Can I hold an intelligent conversation? Fuggetaboutit
8. Am I just trying to get into your pants? No. Actually, I'm trying to get you out of them
9. Unlike these other idiots, I know how to use spell checker, you should too.
10. I'm a highly successful online dater, which I believe is the epitome of human accomplishment.
11. My only fault is that I have none. You, too, should be perfect in every way.
12. I once had an awkward moment.... just to see how it feels.
There’s 11+1 for you skeptics. Which makes 12, my favorite number.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, N.Ireland: Belfast, Belfast | |
| Height | 6ft 4in (193 cm) | |
| Build | Slim | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Body hair | Smooth | |
| Body decoration | Intimate Piercing, Tattoos | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
