The usual. My dad thought I was a bit of a wanker. Little did he know. I had self esteem problems. I jacked it in. I became instead a masturbator. I tried all the usual cures. I ran after sheep, but I wasn't from Aberdeen so a relationship never developed. To be positive that was an evolutionary step up from trying to shag a hole in the ground, but it was good experience ideal for planting baby carrots. I knew I needed not just pictures of a girl but the real thing, with real bits that didn't just turn soggy when you touched them too much. The first date went all right. Wendy had wanked and sucked all my pals in the coal cellar. But was she pissed when I spunked over her Bay City Roller jumper after being jump started in less than a second into the real world. Inevitably that baby was mine?
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 58 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow | |
| π Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Smooth | |
