I've been marooned on this pitiful earth for about 38 years. I work in a non-stress free zone!!!. A fairly social mammal I'm a moderate alcohol abuser, and trying to quit smoking!! I am more of a pubber than a clubber (although I can simulate all the thrills of a nightclub by jumping up-and-down in a dark, airless cupboard with a power-drill running on fast-hammer setting, whilst switching a torch on-and-off, hitting myself over the head with a wooden coat-hanger, and setting fire to 10 notes!) I've all my own hair, and in pretty good nick too. (no missing bits here) In my spare time, I enjoy frightening children by biting the heads off live slugs before their very eyes. I also breed chavs for the fur hat and novelty sausage industries. My favourite food is cardboard (double ply). Favourite household detergent: Flash (in the pan). Favourite d.i.y store: B & Q Favourite munition: CBU-87 cluster bomb (available in chav burberry only)..Just looking for an open minded female to lighten up my life and to enjoy ourselves in no holds barred rampant love making Dave xxx
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 58 | |
| Location | UK, England: Dorset, Bournemouth | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Gray | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
