After leaving sixth form I spent my time trying to find that oh so elusive job in IT or middle management that my heart so yearned for, so borstal came somewhat as a shock. Lets just say it was an unpleasant incident involving a franking machine, and a statuette of Kon Tikki.
After four years of bird, I managed to subdue the screws with a sleight of hand and escape down an abandoned tunnel, concealed behind I cast iron wood burner. To my surprise this ended in a Himalayan monastery devoted to the ways of Zen juggling, which of course I had absolutely no interest in.
I now live happily in a tent in the grounds of Kensington palace and occupy myself trying to avoid the guards and dreaming of material possessions.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 50 | |
| Location | UK, England: Gloucestershire, Gloucester | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
