my real name is george clooney, but no one believes me if i put that so i went for martin instead.
abramovich just lent me his yacht for the weekend and i just wondered if anyone wnated to come with me and my friend pablo and party?
in essence what i'm trying to say is i cna right whatever the fk i want ehre but it doesn't make it true.
the only way to be sure is to cut through the bullsht with a hot knife and follow steps one, two and three.
step 1. message
step 2. phone call (or the truck driver pretending to be a college cutie filter as i like ot call it)
step 3. meet up
obviously you can stop at anyof the above steps if things aren't going well, life's too short right!
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 51 | |
| Location | UK, England: Durham, Stockton-on-tees | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
