.....suddenly you wake up, and realize that you have a raging hard-on (which at your age sounds much better than a morning stiffie) and on the cusp of your 59th birthday you lay there at 5am holding this handful of raging man meat and realize that if you roll over and poke your wife in the ass with it, you are definitely getting stabbed with an elbow followed by some sort of expletive as well as probably a burst of methane which will erupt from said ass. So you reluctantly slip out of bed with your morning wood, sit down on your toilet, force this reminder of by-gone days between your legs , feeling a dissatisfaction known by men who have been married for over 30 years . You are also haunted with the realization that (other than the sad and lonely bouts of guilty masturbation spent in front of your computer watching Porn your sex life is over.....
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 67 | |
| Location | USA, New Hampshire, Hudson | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
| π¨ Tattoos | I've got some | |
