As a couple we're open to pretty much anything, within reason that is. We're just looking to have a bit of fun (have night vision googles, will travel) and to meet some more interesting and fun people.
I have a very talented tongue (I keep it in a box under the bed), Hell I'm so talented I can say: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch without dribbling (much).
linda is a babe, very attractive, very sexy and a very horny lady..standing at 5'1" and a firm size 12 with a wonderful 34D bust and the most amazing arse!! No, seriously - that arse is just magnificent and her boobs...well, they are soooo much fun (best toy in the shop!).
linda is Bi-sexual (with the right lady) but really does like the feel of a man..plenty of scope there for using yourour imagination
Me - well I'm average looking (I look like your average biker) but I do have the dual compensations of a large dick and fantastic oral skills - or so I am told and I am reasonably intelligent and witty.
For those of you who feel the need to quantify "large" let's just say that it's stupidly thick (kinda like me I guess) and that if girth's your "thing" then I'm your man
For the budding Psychiatrists amongst you who may think I'm using humour to mask the pain of being overweight and stupid... Hell No - I'm far too shallow for that.. I use humour 'cause it's funny and besides that I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
We're also flexible in what we like, same room, seperate room, MMF, FFM, MMFF (logistically that's always good for a laugh - like naked twister but with hard-ons) and of course
One last little thing.. PLEASE don't send us winks or flirts, to be honest if you can't be arsed to type something to us why the hell would we reply?
Seeking Couple
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 47 | |
| Location | UK, England: Cumbria, Kendal | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | Bicurious |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| π¬ Smoke | No | No |
| π· Drink | Socially | Socially |
| π Drugs | No | No |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
| β Body Type | Average | Slim |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | Light Brown |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | Trimmed |
