Good sex...Wild sex... bizarre sex...with me you can get it all !!! Well maybe not the free shoes.
Hey..what's your problem..? At least I'm honest..:)
If thats not what you want.... pls P*** off and go to the profiles that read... "I’m honest, fun, and boring, boring "
If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have a good friend...then contact ME !!
Please Note
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I'm looking for sex
I'm not here because I'm destitute or desparate
I'm not here to find a wife.
I'm totally independent and don't need a mother.
I don't need you to help me deal with my baggage, I have done that years ago...and my baggage will never become yours.
I don't think I’m better than others ... just different.
Just because I'm 42.. don't think I'm an "old man” in my "midlife crisis" ... I am a well groomed "sexy senior citizen."
Just because I can't spell ... don't think Im tick.
Just because I prefer 5* hotels ... don't think I can't fuck in the bushes under the stars.
Don't think because Im wearing a pink shirt and pink undies ... I’m gay .. I'm just comfortable with myself being sensitive and I'm in touch with my feminine side.
Just because I've put all this ... don't think I’m full of s**t ... I’m actually only half full...or is that half empty ?
Want to actually know something about me ... ask me.. :)
SO...if you can look past my big ears .. .live with me being the best chef in the world and the greatest lover ever...and you can be a good fun loving, adventurous, friend... then contact me
so will not be able to reply to flirts even when I want to but you can find me under the similar if not identicle handle on a popular email provider
Seeking Couple, Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 57 | |
Location | Spain, Andalucia, Nerja | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
🍷 Drink | Socially | |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
📏 Height | 6ft 3in (190 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
👱 Hair Colour | Other | |
🦵 Body hair | Trimmed |