bi female looking for discrete Gf or couple for semi- regular playtime fun

Swinger lemonzinger (Female) from Canada, Edmonton

First Date?
How about you perform cunnilingus like a thirsty lesbian?

Let's not kid around... This is absolutely a job interview, so if you wish to be considered for the position of Pleasure Provider, please provide a cover letter, your current CV and don't forget to include a mugshot.


Just because I go to the mall doesn't mean I have to buy anything. If the merchandise is crap, I can do without! I'm shopping around for people I may be interested in meeting when I have free time. I don't care when your days off are or when it's your short-change. MY schedule is the one that matters. I log on here to read mail - not chat.

I'm looking for someone to watch some adult movies with and possibly make out with during commercials. You should be tall, hilarious, serene, agressive and playful during sex ( both guys and ladies), enjoy sushi, be able to form complete sentences and carry on stimulating, intelligent conversation.

If you send me messages like "Hey" or "How are you?" do not expect a reply. Please be very clear, and descriptive, as to why I should consider you above anyone else.

I believe in men acting like gentlemen and women acting like ladies. Your only concern should be to make feel like the most fabulous woman alive. If you are not all about me, you might as well look elsewhere because I am not - at all - about you. I'm not even remotely kidding there.


I like big cities, pop culture, politics, reading, wine, films, music and dogs.

I do not like camping, "Timmy's", quads or the outdoors and I despise country music.

I have severe allergic reactions to all things originating from the maritimes and I am NOT looking for a "good hearted man".

I have no interest in kissing an ashtray, so if you're a smoker, please move along.

Seeking Couple, Female

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lemonzinger Personal Details

Gender	Female
Age	50
Location	Canada, Alberta, Edmonton
🌈 Sexuality	Bisexual
🌎 Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
🍷 Drink	Socially
🏠 Meet At	Your place
📏 Height	5ft 4in (163 cm)
👱 Hair Colour	Dark Brown
🦵 Body hair	Shaved
💍 Piercings	I've got some