The pool is a constant 30 (Celsius not farenheit!) and the pool house 32, the cosy steam room 40 and there is a wood burner in the living room to relax by. For those hardy couples feeling more adventurous the garden is very secluded and we don't have close neighbours, so go on get frostbite ...
Champagne Reception
The evening will start with us welcoming you with a glass (or more) of bubbly. Whilst sipping it you can relax and meet some of the other guests, explore the house and garden or just sit by the fire. After everyone has arrived we'll serve the buffet and see where things go from there..
Smoking
We are non-smokers so we're only inviting non-smokers, or those who can genuinely do without a fag for the whole evening. Sorry if this rules you out ...
Bring a bottle (or case!)
We'd appciate it if you brought a bottle or two of your favourite tipple with you.
Dress
Think of this as an early Christmas party and we'd like our guests to dress up for the occasion! So ladies dress to dazzle and impress - a great excuse to buy another dress!! And guys, that means no jeans, t-shirts or trainers please. No tie needed though!
Relaxing non pushy couples only
We only want couples who are comfortable with the limits of others, and who always use a condom for penetrative sex. Some of the couples attending may like to be watched only, others to just let the ladies play together and others (usually the majority) to do everything except penetration. This is fine with us. For those first-timers worried about being touched by someone they don't fancy, you just remove their hands (swords do this the very effectively ) by gently pushing it away.
"Sorry the wife couldn't cum"
Sadly then nor can you! No single men, except George Clooney of course.
Age, looks and size
Sorry they are important to us, so our criteria are 18 - 50, though if you're too old and think you look younger then send a photo and we'll see what we think. Slimish (up to around size 14ish ladies), men no medium to large beer bellies please, though if George has put weight on we'll let him off of course..
Proof
We will need to have both a body pic - clothed is fine, but heh if you fancy being more sexy we won't complain! No cock shots or open leg shots please - could be anyone! And a recent face shot. If you don't have these or aren't prepared to send them then sorry we can't invite you. We will then want to chat to both of you on the phone, or if you'd rather and you're local meet you. We will the send full directions and our address.
Accomodation
There are hotels nearby - 5 star to guest houses within a couple of miles. Contact us for details.
Start time and date
C) 8pm start
Pool rules
As cum is not too good for the filters (and not just a little hard to explain to the pool cleaner!) ladies will have to swallow, or guys have to be tidy!!!
About us
We're 43 and 45 slimish and reasonable to look at. We've been swinging for ages, though only two or three times a year. We've had a few parties before (though never with a pool) and are fairly relaxed about the lifestyle. L adores oral, and enjoys cum all over her - J never complains!
We also like to meet couples and obviously single females (but never have:-) and George Clooney Look alikes! We are possibly interested in single males (not for our party though) but they must have NO Facial or Chest hair, not smoke, be very slim - not even a hint of a beer belly, squeaky clean, extremely good looking, good conversationally and under 40 and also they must have read the advert (which most won't will they??). Guys, No replies without facial pic, sorry.
Seeking Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 62 | |
| Location | UK, England: Norfolk, Norwich | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | Bisexual |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| π¬ Smoke | No | No |
| π· Drink | Socially | Socially |
| π Drugs | No | No |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | 5ft 4in (163 cm) |
| β Body Type | Average | Average |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | Red |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | Trimmed |
