Features Include:
Sizable cranium (brain included) with full head of hair
Memory stuffed full of useless pop trivia
Shaveable beard
Ideal combination of large appetite and petite frame (size 28 waist!)
Loves big girls
Manly jaw
Broad shoulders
Affable disposition
Fully functioning male genitalia
Passable as a functioning member of human society
Has a real job (librarian)
Creative skills (cartooning, writing, music production, rapping)
Probably the world’s only rapping librarian
Probably the world’s gentlest rapper
Always carrying a book
Condition: Used but mostly undamaged.
Batteries not included
Seeking Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 41 | |
Location | Australia, Victoria, Northcote | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | Socially | |
🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
⌛ Body Type | Slim | |
👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
🦵 Body hair | Natural |