Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.
She couldn't understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy.
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
A dead duck doesn't fly backward.
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 21 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: South Yorkshire, Barnsley | |
