An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view
was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in
Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes
out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks, he
will buy the fifth drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's
O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy
you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had
enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on
the house."
"Well!" said the Englishman, "Has this actually happened to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to
me sister."
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 56 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Midlands, Birmingham | |
| ๐ Sexuality | Straight | |
| ๐ Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| ๐ฌ Smoke | No | |
| ๐ท Drink | Socially | |
| ๐ Drugs | No | |
| ๐ก๏ธ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| ๐ Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| โ Body Type | Athletic | |
| ๐ฑ Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| ๐ฆต Body hair | Natural | |
