I party like its 1999. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. mums love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...i rock
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 36 | |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Braintree | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
| π¨ Tattoos | I've got some | |
| Friends | alisuff123, alwaysthequiet11 | |
jackbtr
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8:58 pm Wednesday, 1st January, 2014
bored and horney! anyone wanna chat? |
