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NSA Yuletide Fun

Swinger irrelevant11 (Male) from UK, Worcester

I've lived and worked all over the world in the last 20 years and in that time have made it back to the UK only about 4 times. I'm trying to get back to England again this December for my old mans B'day and possibly my first Xmas at home in 20 years.

I'm NOT a "playa" and never have been, I've always gone from bed to well intentioned relationship. I am however a dirty old man with a healthy interest in porn and young women.

So I was thinking about my upcoming trip home and how nice it would be to find someone willing to connect briefly (not too brief) with me but without all the drama, false promises and hopes, lies and other BS. I do not want to spend time in a bar trying to lie to some poor girl in the hopes of getting laid. Hence the internet.

Ideally (and I'm well aware that life is generally far from ideal) I would love to hook up with a young hottie who WANTS to let her hair down and behave like a porn star. I find myself watching porn sometimes and thinking "why didn't my ex do that" or similar. Relationship sex can be quite monotonous even if you love the person. At the end of the day though, realistically, I would just like some naked non family company and bizarre though it may seem to you I am very turned on by the thought of a beautiful naked english rose in wintertime (sun tanned skin isn't all it's cracked up to be) and some time snuggling with her under a duvet.

I LOVE eating out a well trimmed pussy and can spend ages down there if the subject is enjoying herself and though I've only had the opportunity once I'm obsessed with the idea of anal sex (I think a psychologist would say something about domination issues). But above all I think the greatest thrill for me is the idea of NSA sex with a near stranger. As I mentioned before I've never been a player and so have no experience of "casual sex".

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irrelevant11 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 55
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: Hereford and Worcester, Worcester
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 6ft 1in (185 cm)
Build Average
Hair Light brown
Body hair Smooth
Drink Socially
Smoke Yes
Drugs Some
Cock/Breast size Medium
Travel Will travel