Right, now I have your attention!
I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Emmerdale reruns, scaring birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway.
You eat beetroot raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes.
No wierdo's please!
And if your still reading this, well, done, you have a fab sense of humour! drop me a line and lets have a laugh! :-)
P.S. If life hands you lemons...
throw them at mean people and hope to hit them in the eye! :-)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “you know what…I’m gonna squeeze those pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?
If a Smurf chokes, what colour does it turn?
What tastes better, square or triangle sandwiches?
Seeking CD / Trans, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 49 | |
| Location | UK, England: West Midlands, Wolverhampton | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Trimmed | |
| 🎨 Tattoos | I've got some | |
