Im a typically useless example of an average male. About the only thing i can clean respectably is myself, i have manners so poor it makes your local chavette appear elloquent, and i find rude noises funny. I never look good in photos. They always highlight the flaws in my appearance like my receeding hairline, so sooner or later i will end up bald (probably sooner).
Theres not much point in me hyping myself up because heaven forbid you actually find me visually attractive enough to go somewhere with me, without a bag over my head, you would only be dissapointed with what u ended up with. Its a bit like when you meet your childhood hero.
The good bits about me is that i try and see the best in everyone, even people i dont get on or agree with, ill always try and be there for my mates, and im apparently quite good at kissing.
PS my self esteem isnt actually very low, i just dont mind having a laugh at my own expense :P
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Location | UK, England: Surrey, Hindhead | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Yes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
