You must wash your clothes with windex.. because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"
"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" - submitted by B.J.F
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" - submitted by B.J.F
"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" - submitted by Jason
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 45 | |
| Location | Australia, New South Wales, Broken Hill | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 4in (163 cm) | |
