Hiya,
I'm afraid I don't have a twenty three foot willy. Which is just as well because I doubt you've got any use for one. I don't weigh fifty three tonnes either - because I play football regularly. I like real ale but I don't wear sandals. I used to wear a tank top when I was about four. I didn't wear a tank top when I was five. But I've saved it in case they become popular again. I hope it still fits. I like humourous, good natured people.
Say hi soon!
Seeking Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 54 | |
Location | UK, England: Avon, Bristol | |
π Sexuality | Straight | |
π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
π¬ Smoke | No | |
π· Drink | Socially | |
π Drugs | No | |
π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
π Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
β Body Type | Slim | |
π± Hair Colour | Light Brown | |
𦡠Body hair | Smooth |