I’m un-shockable, in a kinky sort of way. What do they say “kinky is when you use the feather... perversion is when you use the whole chicken”. I am willing to try anything once or twice.... but probably not the chicken.
I'm 47 now... and I have more lumps and bumps than on a old fashioned abacus... but who's counting. Would people go and visit Scotland if it was as flat as a pancake, no I doubt it.... not saying that people come and visit me, but you know what I mean.
I have been married 23 years, we have 2 children, 17 & 21... funny names for kids I know, so going on those statistics should make me a catholic.
My marriage has been sexless for the last 17 years, and when I say sexless I am now a born again virgin in fact I've turned back into being a 14 years old boy again..... Remembering the days of Mum's Kays catalog..... I'm in the toilet looking at bikes...honest..
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 56 | |
| Location | UK, England: South Yorkshire, Barnsley | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | |
funseaker007UK
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1:51 pm Monday, 29th December, 2014
Sat at home .... having kinky thoughts go through my mind...... |
