Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas. Santa Claus here looking for some good clean adult fun. Had enough of slaving away in the workshop and find that Mrs. Christmas isn't as virile as she used to be since she had her tubes tied.
With her permission I have decided to post this ad to see if we can inject some fun and frolics in to our life
I am looking for either a single female or couple or even someone who is a bit of man and a bit of woman. (Mrs Christmas likes men in women's clothing you see, which reminds me of Christmas 1985 when I delivered all the presents whilst wearing a silk ball gown.. Ho Ho Ho!, although some of the kids that woke up and saw me were a bit perplexed)
As for me I am a slightly overweight jovial sought of fellow, big white beard and I have a passion for wearing red PVC clothing, which my chief elf helps me to get in to with copious amounts of Talc. I am VWE and easy fit in to the “heavy cummer” bracket (well that's what the elves tell me anyway).
If you interested in being naughty with me this Christmas then please message me and maybe you can play in my workshop with me, Mrs. Christmas the elves. BTW: contrary to popular belief I live in West Hampstead.
If you aren't interested then please leave your address so that I can remember not to deliver any presents to you this year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Seeking CD / Trans, Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 109 | |
| Location | UK, England: Surrey, West Byfleet | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Bicurious | Straight |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Yes | No |
| 💊 Drugs | No | No |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | My place | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Big & Beautiful | Petite |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Gray | Blonde |
| 🦵 Body hair | Shaved | Shaved |
