Well hallo and thanks for looking. I think someone once said we are an interesting and hot couple, thank you, that was a long time ago. Both have a sense of humour, attractive personalities on occasion, bodies nicely going to seed, pretty pretty faces.. and own teeth. We like almost anything if it doesn't hurt too much. We really like the better clubs like acanthus.be and fun4two (used to live in Europe). Now trying the UK ones but haven't tried many yet as they need to have a hotel there or next door. This was not a problem in Europe where drink driving is mandatory and the minimum blood alcohol level such that even we occasionally, usually around midmorning, could not drive legally.
A word of warning about the wife: even though she was a model (before she bulked up for the winter to a size x), she can only be described as depraved and will do anything to anything: animal, vegetable or mineral, given enough gin.
First contact with some face pics, then girl to girl mobile call. Sometimes like to meet out initially so nobody has wasted their time if the chemistry isn't good. Then we can all still eat, drink, dance and perhaps find other partners. We are into good food and wine as well as filthy sex.
My Ideal Person:
we are small minded people, so we want reasonably attractive men and woman, I’m afraid. We are just too shallow to appreciate the inner beauty of a truly immense porker or the over 60’s (at the moment). While I suppose we are getting on ourselves now, we can still compete (using a cunning mix of false affluence, good humour and fading beauty). Nevertheless, we are happy to trade looks for some interesting company. So, Jabba the Hut can come along if he talks like Woody Allen or Stephen Fry. Having said all that, firm young pussy & very large hard cocks are always going win through in the end. By the way, no limp dicks please. P.S. we can pretend not to smoke or drink if you appear worth it.
What are your favourite musicians or bands?:
we like both kinds of music
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (VibratorsDildosetc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Films", Voyeurism, frottage, cottaging
Seeking Couple, Female, Male
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| Gender | Male | Female |
| Age | 58 | 59 |
| Sexuality | Straight | Bicurious |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Bocking | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| Height | 6ft (183 cm) | 5ft 10in (178 cm) |
| Build | Average | Athletic |
| Hair | What hair! | What hair! |
| Body hair | Natural | Shaved |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | Medium |
| Travel | Can accommodate, Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
