Single Scottish, muscular, and attractive (that's your decision), professional guy on his way to Melbourne for 2 years. I'm looking to meet new friends and have some great sex. I'm kind, intelligent, love conversation about all things and have got a great sense of humour.
I'm a little dyslexic. I went to a toga party last week and was a little embarassed, when I turned up dressed as a goat.
I can be a little shy until I get to know someone a bit but love when there is a natural connection, sometimes as friends and sometimes as more.
I enjoy trying to treat a girl well in and out of the bedroom. That's what they need and that's what they should get.
I have no experience of this approach but want to have the experience and have no pre-conceived ideas.
Other than that I enjoy sports and have travelled extensively, back packing and as part of my job.
Am curently, slowly, learning the guitar and enjoy all types of music.
Finally,
A bloke is in a queue at the super market when he notices that therather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 57 | |
| Location | Australia, Victoria, Melbourne | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Sometimes | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Muscular | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Trimmed | |
