On behalf of Captain O and the entire crew, welcome aboard this non-stop service to O-ville with Orgasm Air.
Your full attention is requested. At this time, please make sure you are comfortably seated seat backs and in the ‘full upright’ position.
We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the flight, as we may experience orgasmic turbulence.
In the event of an emergency, please assume the bracing position. Lean forward with your hands on top of your head and your elbows against your thighs. Ensure your feet are flat on the floor (and wide apart…).
Your portable electronic devices must be set to ‘orgasm’ mode until an announcement is made upon arrival.
We will be flying at an altitude of 1 mile high.
If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask Captain O. We wish you an enjoyable flight and thank you for choosing to fly with Orgasm Air.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 46 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Glasgow, Glasgow | |
