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smelly, stupid , ugly, pauper, seeking fragrant, intelligent, rich, super model.

Swinger crippledmook (Male) from UK, Newport

My looks are deceptive,
My humour infective,
My thoughts are objective,
My judgement subjective,
My views lack perspective,
My cock is erective, ejective, not defective.
When choosing a partner i'm highly selective.
I am pretentious but don't intend to be
My poems don't always rhym or end in tive

I would describe myself as an adonis if i was not so modest.

I would like to find a perfect 10 but would settle for any 7 or above who doesn't mind being fucked nasty then discarded.

I have far too little experience with women.

I could easily be someone else.

I always leave the past behind.

I am looking for the same as most people, that is "the best I can get".

a perfect 10, for looks and beauty.
who'll give good head and do her duty.
a girl that spits, or a girl that swallows.
a girl who wont mind me filling her hollows.
a girl who'll tell me what they need
and won't mind swallowing my seed.
a girl who'll swoon when i make a pass,
a girl who'll take it up the ass
a nubile nymphet, a nasty nympo
a post-op tgirl, though im not homo
a threesome, with women or even a gang
animal, vegetable, i'll give it a bang
in bed a virgin, in the kitchen a whore
to tell you the truth i just want to score

would prefer a blond or brunet or redhead

preferably someone still alive in fact the younger the better (within reason).

looks count for alot, slim and fit, easy going, intelligent, big tits, tight ass

I really don't know what I want, I will probably try anything, just so long as you suck my cock.

I spent 4 minutes writing this and it really seems like a bad advert for myself, but I can't help but be honest.

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crippledmook Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 44
Location UK, England: Isle of Wight, Newport
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
πŸ›‘οΈ Safe Sex Sometimes
🏠 Meet At My place
πŸ“ Height 5ft 11in (180 cm)
βŒ› Body Type Athletic
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Light Brown